Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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