We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
