Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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