I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
These tits shall not be calmed
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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