Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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