the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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