if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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