I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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