ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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