Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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