I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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