i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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