Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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