my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
