Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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