lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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