The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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