Don't you send me to vm
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I did not marry a roomba.
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