all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My pussy is not your playground.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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