and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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