Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
