If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
