So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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