Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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