Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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