So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
either way he was missing a nipple.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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