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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.

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(434): View more from Virginia

It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka

(816): View more from Missouri

You're so demanding.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home

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(315): View more from New York

You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with

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