Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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