He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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