he puts the penis in happiness.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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