Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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