How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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