OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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