took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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