Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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