"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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