brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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