She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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