I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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