worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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