He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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