The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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