how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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