butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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