We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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