So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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