Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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