People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
