just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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