I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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