So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
