thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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