doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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