I don't think brook has ever known best
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Success! We fucked roommates!
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