my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
