Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
wow bdsm is so cute
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
